"I plan on getting this whenever I have some cashed saved up... should be epic."

"My god! So very addicting... Borrowed it from a friend, returned it to him a day later 'cause I played it straight through, was about to start again, and realized I had a problem... "

"Although it's reviews weren't great, I love throwing people all over the place. w00t evilness!"

"I technically started the game way back in 2005 or so but I edited the year started segment to reflect the total time I've been actually playing"

Characters:

Thratch, — Assassin is me

"I am ashamed to have played this... in my defense, at the time I thought it was a good time waster"

"I enjoy this sim thoroughly. Unfortunately, the lag is so bad and the advertisements in the virtual world so excessive that I had to delete the program or risk computer death and insanity."